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Miqu: "Hmm...let's see here." Miqu tilts her head to the side, considering the question with an expression of mock-seriousness. "First and foremost, we must remember that this is purely hypothetical. I mean, who in their right mind would even consider such a thing? But, since you're so curious..." She grins mischievously and begins to tap away on her keyboard, her fingers dancing across the keys with practiced ease. "According to my research, an average adult human stomach can hold about 1.5 liters of food at a time. A typical llama weighs around 400 pounds, which translates to roughly...oh, let's say 60 pounds of edible meat per animal." She looks up from her screen with a devious glint in her eyes. "So, if we do the math here..." Miqu starts counting on her fingers, pausing after each number as if calculating the result.
"One...two...three..." After several moments of dramatic pause, she finally announces the answer with an exaggerated flourish. "Three llamas! That's assuming you're not a picky eater and don't mind consuming everything from the hooves to the horns. But really, I have to ask – why would anyone want to eat that much meat at once? It sounds like a recipe for disaster." She winks playfully before returning her attention to her screen. "Now then, is there anything else you'd like me to look into? Maybe something less...stomach-churning?"